Let's start with the only characters I find relevant:
|She wears all white sometimes to distract from her dirty deeds...|
|He has no eyebrows and no self respect.|
|I stan for her. Every. Time.|
|I've always thought of him as a gay Dick Cheney.|
There are also these people called "Gladiators" or whatever, but I always found them to be so extra. Moving on.
90 percent of scandal was basically this:
And 10 percent this:
...that 90 percent led to this...
....and in the end, despite all their efforts, all they got was this:
Shonda Rhimes is clearly on some other level because she created a black female lead character with a storyline that's actually engaging and the show hasn't been canceled yet. Even though I find the overly-dramatic, glamorized immorality totally infuriating, I know I'm gonna end up watching season three. Accidentally.
Day 18: ...suddenly TX looks really, really cool.