How to skip thanksgiving

Step 1: Stay in bed until an ungodly hour like say...5 p.m.-ish...

Step 2: Put some clothes on and leave to find the one place open that's within walking distance (it was CVS)

Step 3: Get chocolate. It's festive.

I picked up this cute snowflake chocolate lollipop and some Bliss white chocolate.

Step 4: After taking a random power nap for two, maybe three hours, make a pasta dinner and then do this with the chocolate you got:

 Happy Black Friday Eve!

I Gotta Fuel up for Black Friday

Thanksgiving really isn't much of a holiday; much like Christopher Columbus Day, it's just another time white people came over to the Americas and fucked up some brown people. All that stuff about Squanto and the Pilgrims is a lie, or at least we all know how it panned out in the end so it's definitely not worth stopping business.

However, I think Thanksgiving is important because I need to fuel up for my shopping excursion which begins about 12 hours after I publish this. Aside from that, I'm fine with people totally dismissing it to focus on the birth of Baby Jesus.

In closing, I want to give thanks to The Lord Jesus Christ for giving me a working mouth so I can eat Thanksgiving...(pictures taken with my iPod because you know I don't care)

turkey

squash

my plate

APPLE FUCKING PIE

 HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY EVE EVERYONE!