My Laborious Weekend: A Sort of Fashion Editorial

I think I'll shoot here...look at all these cigarette butts and the graffiti, it's gonna make me look all edgy like those annoying teenage European bloggers who always ask me to follow them...

....OMG, shirtless boys working out nearby-MUST GET THEIR ATTENTION.

...mmmhm, I see they're checking me out now...shame they're probably still in high school.

A shopping cart left behind by some homeless person.

OMG! THIS WILL LOOK SO COOL AND EDGY FOR MY FASHION BLOG!

I'm serving broke-ass Midwestern college grad fierceness right here.

...oh shit-I'm stuck.

Whatever. You can't handle all this sexy economic downturn realness.

Them socks an' dat bow is American Apparel an' them shoes is MRKT

Errythang else is Urban Outfitters

...I feel like I'll be stuck working with people who speak like that if I don't get my shit together...

BUT IT'LL MAKE ME SOOO EDGY THOUGH RIIIIIIIGHT?????