Functionable

...I'm pretty sure that word is from the same place as "conversate"...

The snow, slush and whatever other frozen nonsense persists 

and I'm no longer trying to keep it cute...

Pretty much all the women's duck boots were sold out or simply inadequate so I went to the men's section at a sporting goods store. They make my feet look two sizes bigger, but I appreciate the quality and the functionality of the construction and I guess the print is somewhat chic in a white trash, Duck Dynasty sort of way.